First of all, the "web quality" of those images was pretty sub-par, so let's put up something much better. I want you to be able to read this sign:
It is 2,200 years old. If you are 50 or 60 and think you are old, the General has 2,150 or 2,140 on you. Don't talk about how old you are feeling in front of the General. On the other hand, it is a good place to go and feel young!
If you are feeling heavy, he's got you on that one too. Coming in at a whopping 1,385 tons. If this tree falls in the forest, it is going to be heard. Apparently a branch did fall off of it, but the event was unwitnessed by human beings.